Hilarious...

Kenyatta, Moi and Kibaki were lost in the forest and were captured by cannibals.

The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

Kenyatta came back and said to the king, "I brought 10 apples".

The king then explained the trail to him, "you have to shove (swallow) the 10fruits  without any expression on your face or you will be eaten".

o       The first apple went in …………….

o       But on the second one he winced in pain.

o        So he was killed.

Moi arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him.

o       he thought that this should be easy

o       1…....2…..…3…….4…..5……...6.……7…..8…….9

o       and on the tenth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

Moi and Kenyatta met in heaven and Kenyatta asked Moi, "why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?"

Moi replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw Kibaki coming with pineapples".Have a fruitful day!!!!!

LETTING GO...

There are people who can walk away from you.
And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone.

When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left.


People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can't make them stay.

Let them go.

And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person it just means that their part in the story is over. And you've got to know when people's part in your story is over so that you don't keep trying to raise the dead.. You've got to know when it's dead.

You've got to know when it's over. Let me tell you something.. I've got the gift of good-bye. It's the tenth spiritual gift, I believe in good-bye.. It's not that I'm hateful, it's that I'm faithful, and I know whatever God means for me to have He'll give it to me. And if it takes too much sweat I don't need it. Stop begging people to stay.

Let them go!!!

If you are holding on to something that doesn't belong to you and was never intended for your life, then you need to......

LET IT GO!!!

If you are holding on to past hurts and pains ........

LET IT GO!!!

If someone can't treat you right, love you back, and see your worth......

LET IT GO!!!

If someone has angered you.

LET IT GO!!!

If you are holding on to some thoughts of evil and revenge.....

LET IT GO!!!

If you are involved in a wrong relationship or addiction... ..

LET IT GO!!!

If you are holding on to a job that no longer meets your needs or talents

LET IT GO!!!

If you! u have a bad attitude.... ...

LET IT GO!!!

If you keep judging others to make yourself feel better...... .

LET IT GO!!!

If you're stuck in the past and God is trying to take you to a new level in Him.......... .

LET IT GO!!!

If you are struggling with the healing of a broken relationship. ....

LET IT GO!!!

If you keep trying to help someone who won't even try to help themselves.. ....

LET IT GO!!!

If you're feeling depressed and stressed ............

LET IT GO!!!

If there is a particular situation that you are so used to handling yourself and God is saying 'take your hands off of it,' then you need to.......

LET IT GO!!!

'The Battle is the Lord's!'

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Some people will die POOR only because they have bad manners.

Seriously guys we took this cab from sunway college, went home then we had to go back and drop our clothes at the dry cleaners so we asked the guy to wait for us. well he agreed, don't know why, but he waited anyway. in less than 5minutes, we were back to the cab and off to the dry cleaners. i was with these two friends of mine. as soon as we reached the dry cleaning place, the guy said he had to pay him 25Ringgit Malaysia. then ma friend asked the guy, how come its 25RM. the guy said "i take you. u keep me waiting. u come with cloth and now you don't want to pay me?" (try to understand the guy's poor english). all of us were shocked. ma friend said, "bro we just asked why it is 25RM, just tell us why." the guy said, "see "F**k y'all, just drop 20RM and go." the guys i was with were offended, one of them said, "why are you using foul language, we dint abuse you, we just asked for a simple explanation." but the guy could not listen. he kept on buzzing more and more. i was amazed by these guys' calmness, they said okay we are sorry boss and gave him the 20RM he suggested. the guy was still buzzing, "take your money....go..u think we have nothing to do...." blah blah blah... i was quiet all this while but was boiling with anger. the last time i checked ma gal almost got thrown out of her house because she said 'f**k' in expression of anger in front of a guard. they didn't let her in for that night just because of that. but here is a guy buzzing the same ... in ma face. well i just waited patiently. i was the last to step down from the cab and before i closed the door, i just said, "you know you are f**ked up old man!" (was too angry to take shit from a cab driver) and just slammed the door shut. he opened his door and said, "excuse me black lady..." i just turned and said, "did u call me a black lady??? at least am beautiful, FOOL" and just walked on. i think he has no hope to become any richer and thats why he is this ignorant. i pity.


I never do such things. this is not me but when am pushed to the limit, sometimes i gatta do what i have to do. the funny thing is the man is old, he is driving a cab thus has nothing to call wealth. they say "when you are young, you use your health to chase your wealth and when you grow old, you use your wealth to chase your health. the only difference is its too late." point is this guys has nothing but he talks garbage. anyways empty tins make the loudest noise. STUMPED.